Trump Reveals That Obama Fathered Two Black Children
NEW YORK -- Donald Trump, ostensible Republican candidate for President, offered some insight to the findings from his investigative team on their recent stay in Hawaii.
View ArticleUPDATE: WHAT THE F%$K IS GOING ON?!
(I BRING YOU MY FIRST, AND ONLY, DIARY IN ALL CAPS, BECAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THIS SITUATION WARRANTS!)JESUS H. CHRIST FLYING DOWN A SAN FRANCISCO STREET ON A RIPSTIK!WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON...
View ArticleEXCITING NEWS! Mitt-mentum begins it's inexorable swelling towards VICTORY in...
Mark this important date on your calendar - I've been anxiously awaiting my first 'Romney' bumper sticker sighting here in Arizonastan, and today it finally happened!
View ArticleStupid Is As Stupid Does
If the video below is to be believed, the brain trust over at pickapop.fr has trademarked the Anonymous logo. You know, the suit in front of the globe with the laurels and the question mark head?...
View ArticleNadler walks it back
Behold:“I am pleased that the administration has reiterated that, as I have always believed, the NSA cannot listen to the content of Americans’ phone calls without a specific warrant.”On to the next...
View ArticleKrugman Explains "Urp v. Derp" and the Perils of Moral Derpitude
Paul Krugman is without question the most accessible Nobel Economist in history. (Not that it's a high bar, but still . . .) Krugman can break down complex economic principles into plain and...
View ArticleLatest persecution of Christians -- No mention of God in a beer ad!
Clutch your pearls! You'll get the vapors when you read about how Sam Adams (a fake micro brew) has a new ad which quotes the Declaration of Independence, but ... OMINOUS CHORD ... leaves out the words...
View ArticleRoad Rage + Gun + SmartPhone Video = GunFAIL + Arrested
Road Rage is bad news. Assumptions. Ego. Anger. Emotion-fueled reactions that aren't awesome.Hey, for more danger, let's do it at Interstate speeds! What could be more effing stupid?Um...adding a...
View ArticlePlease, sign the FreedomWorks petition against Alan Grayson
I don't know if you all have seen the FreedomWorks banner at the top of the front page asking all Kossacks to sign the petition against Alan Grayson. But I saw it and decided to give Alan a piece of my...
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God, guns and ... uh ... derp.
Yessir, this the Plan Nine from Oregon Right Wing Victimology Emporium! Come on down, WE'RE C-R-A-Z-Y. This week, it's the previously little-known Holly R. Fisher who's been Standing Up For Freedom®...
View ArticleDerp Fest Continues at the New York Times
As if David Brooks wasn't enough all by himself on Monday, they brought him back for a return engagement paired with Gail Collins - What's Left of Positive Thinking? If you thought Brooks was...
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TX school suspends 9yo for terroristic threats because "Magic Ring"
9 year old Aiden Steward was suspended from Kermit Elementary School according to school officials. Aden and his family had just finished watching The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies and as kids are...
View ArticleHAHAHA Glenn Beck HAHAHA measles HAHA DERP! HAHAHA
For the last few days, aided by the dipshit interviewed on the Daily Show 2/3/2015, the wingnuts have been drooling overtime on comment boards everywhere smugly portraying the anti-vax loonies as just...
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Lying jerkass Paul Ryan tells lies, is a jerkass about Obamacare
Derp King Paul Ryan What do you do about a schmuck like Republican Congressdope Paul Ryan? In prepared remarks for a hearing Wednesday on next year's budget for the Department of Health and Human...
View ArticleBad bad news for the Flim Flam Yam
We all know the usual swing states (Florida, Ohio, etc.) But with Teh Donald, we get a new Swing(er?) States TV dinner, and this time it’s got Arizona, Georgia, South Carolina, Missouri and even Utah...
View ArticleSo Trump May Have Won...
… but I managed to pass my bar exam today. Which makes this day simultaneously suck and be the best in my entire life.Anyway, consider this an open thread to salve your wounds and generally have fun.
View ArticleI talk to a couple of right-wing coworkers
So I’m in the lunchroom today, and my two right-wing coworkers are there too. These two are collectively a piece of work. So they are going over all the normal right-wing outrages they get off the news...
View ArticleView from a money guy in the fever swamp (with a cat!)
I subscribe to an investing newsletter by an ex-Goldman Sachs analyst that uses a mathematical calculation for recognizing market trends that is nearly always spot on. I’m not going to provide any...
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Trump fans missed history class again
The top pic is being passed around like crazy by Trumpsters, as a testament to his “victory.”The bottom is the original source.Who wants to tell them? :D
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